Another day, and we’re here to talk about another candidate for President of the United States, John Ellis Bush, aka Jeb. Jeb Bush is a former—and the only Republican, ever—two-term Governor of Florida. His father and older—smaller, but older—brother lived in the White House, collectively, for 12 years. His wife Columba was born and raised in Mexico. And that’s what makes him qualified to be POTUS, in the eyes of many members of the Republican Party

Jeb Bush carries the “smarter brother” appellation in the Bush family. Why? Who knows. He graduated Phi Beta Kappa from the University of Texas, so he’s clearly got “book” smarts, but his less than stellar candidacy, so far, leaves plenty of room